Taking his bat and ball and going home. Or, firing them before they all quit. https://t.co/f6DXrgcqHq
2016: This is the worst year! All these celebrities are dying and our political system is crazy!
2017: Hold my beer.
2017: Hold my beer.
@phillymac @BradBlackman @kirishathegreat @shawnz I don't know what's worse: that the Jets are 32 or that the Patriots are 1.
@cdils Evergreen tweet.
@BoomTricaWow Maybe, I'm not sure.
@BoomTricaWow We are one thirty eight... https://t.co/1GjTB265pZ
RT @SethAbramson: Steve Bannon has spent YEARS weaponizing the alt-right. And he knows EXACTLY who and what they are. He MUST be fired. RET…
@_The_Joe_Show cross-over https://t.co/Ryvr0n68Fb
@_The_Joe_Show Watch it before you go live.
RT @helenhousandi: Entering a username and password using a TV remote has to be one of the worst experiences in modern technology.
RT @DPRK_News: Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un reconsiders need to destroy United States, as United States destroys itself with utter and magnif…
@imnotloren Sadly, France is finished. More easy African migrants than French Parisians in Paris nowadays.
@norcross No. Because he didn’t.
@imnotloren True. I remember your periscope to McDonald’s and Blondie got mad at you for eating junk. Simpler times.
@CBBTrisha @trishapaytas How do I collect my $20?
Last announcement: I released this earlier this week. If you do web development on Windows, you should check this out. It's a free download. https://t.co/VAj3ywSyEp
"Do you exercise?"
"Well, I run my mouth a lot."
Twitter, 2017.
"Well, I run my mouth a lot."
Twitter, 2017.
Lawful neutral https://t.co/0ZKvzomNbw
RT @TheTweetOfGod: I meant on a date. https://t.co/TISm8xJHmm
My brain has been transposing WSJ to SJW lately. Makes reading tweets take twice as long since I have to re-read it to make sense of it.
@imnotloren They advertise on podcasts, which I know you don’t listen to. I think Bill Burr’s podcast is where I heard of them.
@imnotloren I’m here. 6:30am EST